✓ 1. Spam, turkey, and Swiss cheese on French toast, deep fried
✓ 2. A hot dog, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and Thousand Island dressing, served open-faced on rye bread
✓ 3. Hamburger meat and American cheese on grilled rye bread - and when it arrives, your waiter forces you to march it back to the kitchen
Extra Credit (a toughie; hints in comments):
4. Bread, coal, lettuce, bread, tomato, blood, and bread, held together with a toothpick and served with bottles of Budweiser and Heineken on the side
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* Not really. She finishes in March.