Baxil [bakh-HEEL'], n. - Or maybe it was interrupting zombies?
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Or maybe it was interrupting zombies?
![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) baxil:
Wow. I just got the weirdest tech support voicemail.
baxil:
"Hello, my name is M--- S-----, and I live in Lake Wildwood. I have a computer, and it's not -- I can't -- it's got a blue screen, and --" *suddenly hangs up*
krinndnz:
Computer ate them. :(
baxil:
"Open the drive a: doors, HAL."
"I can't do that, Dave."
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And speaking of Krinn, here's your tiger QOTD, from a great post (read the whole thing for context; totally sfw) about Tintin, national myths, and the landmines of history:
Rule 34 only ruins icons of your childhood if you're afraid of sex.
Current Location: ~spiral
Current Mood:  amused
Current Music: Warcraft II OST, "Scenario Theme 8"
Tags: tech support horror stories, wordplay, work
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| Date: | February 14th, 2008 01:32 am (UTC) |
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As a bonus for readers clicking through to comments, here's my notes on the support ticket --
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2/13 4p TR - Having just returned from LWW, I can confirm the following things:
1) The zombie army is being slowly but surely beaten back toward the wilderness.
2) No traces of blood were found in the customer's home. I suspect the zombies may have cut the outside lines rather than invading through the back door.
3) The color blue was in fact involved in some fashion.
Also, this reminds me of a joke.
Knock knock.
(Who's there?)
Interrupting zombie.
(Interrupti--)
-- BRAAAINS!
Yes! I keep wondering, who are these total wusses who keep whining about "I can't watch Tiny Toons anymore because some guy on the internet drew Buster and Babs doin' the nasty! Ew ew ew!" and then have the nerve to say we're the ones with the problem? |
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