Baxil (baxil) wrote,
Baxil
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Breaking the silence

Things That I've Discovered Are More Difficult To Do With A Cast On Your Arm

  • Flip pages of large books
  • Drive (impossible in a stick shift)
  • Type (this entry's being made one-handed)
  • Mouse
  • Play musical instruments (most are impossible)
  • Pick up cats
  • Spread cheese on crackers
  • Cut steak
  • Put on a pair of headphones
  • Wear sweaters, pullovers, cardigans, long-sleeved shirts, etc
  • Use pasta drainers/strainers
  • Take showers (can't get the cast wet)
  • Have sex
  • Masturbate
  • Fold laundry
  • Make a bed
  • Use zippers
  • Apply deodorant
  • Talk on the phone
  • Focus a camera
  • Retrieve items from pockets
  • Clip fingernails
  • Sleep comfortably
  • Get through the day without explaining how my arm got broken
And, yes: for anyone who hasn't seen it yet, this is the reason I haven't been answering my e-mail.
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