Two of the following three statements are true. One is a lie. Can you guess which one?
Since most of you have only known me for a few years, this one's the special COLLEGE DAYS EDITION!
1. I lost my university e-mail account after misconfiguring a script to mailbomb a spammer.
2. I started my undergraduate coursework at a four-year institution and finished it at a community college.
3. My sole research project as an undergraduate in mathematics involved collecting fossils.