(T-minus 6 days to wedding. Free time vanishing. Maybe the demons are stealing it.)
Update: I am reminded that The Union requires reader registration. Another good chance to point out BugMeNot. But if you don't want to go through the extra step, I'm linking to a police blotter, one of the items of which reads:
"At 6:15 p.m., a man called from the 16000 block of Alioto Drive to report he had returned home the last few days to find his door unlocked. He remembered locking the door. He believed demons were responsible. Deputies were unable to locate any."