?

Log in

No account? Create an account
I am such a geek. - Baxil [bakh-HEEL'], n. My Sites [Tomorrowlands] [The TTU Wiki] [Photos]
View My LJ [By Tag]


February 22nd, 2006
08:12 pm
[User Picture]

[Link]

Previous Entry Share Next Entry
I am such a geek.
Our friends auburnselkie and aubwriter got married this last weekend. (It seems to be a good year for it. I think kadyg and I started a trend.)

aubwriter is a longtime role-player, and the four of us at one point had gotten together in an attempt to start a campaign. (I got to run a "Son of Mars Needs Llamas" TOON one-shot game, but that's neither here nor there.) So when it came time to assemble a wedding card ...

My path was obvious. I created the

WEDDING RANDOM ENCOUNTER TABLE (2d6)
  1. Jukebox of Many Things
  2. Inebriated party guest. (Use stats for half-orc)
  3. Flower arrangement. (10% chance of a sentient rose bush posing as arrangement; 3 HD, THAC0 16, d6+1 dmg)
  4. Buffet table. Food heals as Cure Light Wounds. d6: 1-5 catered, 6 home-cooked.
  5. 1d4 in-laws. (Use stats for ogre)
  6. A level 1d8 cleric of PC's faith.
  7. Bridesmaid (4 HP, THAC0 20, d3 cute damage)
  8. Champagne bottle. One-shot ranged weapon, d4+1 dmg, x5 against chandeliers.
  9. Photographer. (Camera is +3 to hit, damage: blinds for 2 turns)
  10. Two rings. (roll randomly on Magic Item Table)
  11. A wandering dragon and princess stop by to pay their respects.

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Avalon Rising, "The Great Selkie"
Tags: , ,

(6 comments | Leave a comment)

Comments
 
[User Picture]
From:aki_dreaming
Date:February 23rd, 2006 05:47 pm (UTC)
(Link)
OMG, you rule.
[User Picture]
From:quen_elf
Date:February 23rd, 2006 10:13 pm (UTC)
(Link)
funny! although, it needs to be updated for 3rd edition... ;)
[User Picture]
From:baxil
Date:February 24th, 2006 12:01 am (UTC)
(Link)
I considered that, but 3E really nerfed the Jukebox of Many Things. Have you seen its playlist these days? For example, they took out the high-morale skeletons and replaced them with an electrum piece.*

* Gamer humor + pop-culture reference = ow.
[User Picture]
From:elynne
Date:February 24th, 2006 12:03 am (UTC)
(Link)
*hahahahahaha*snort*hahahahahaha*ow*hahahahaha*
[User Picture]
From:taral
Date:February 24th, 2006 07:00 am (UTC)
(Link)
O.o lost.
[User Picture]
From:delcan
Date:February 24th, 2006 12:30 am (UTC)
(Link)
2nd Ed? Going for a traditional ceremony, I see.
Tomorrowlands Powered by LiveJournal.com