But I made the mistake of Googling for information about Spam sushi so that I could provide a web link in today's journal entry, and ended up losing it. Not because of Spam sushi. Because of Spamku.
Spamku? That's the clever way of truncating "Spam haiku." Haiku celebrating Spam. To wit:
Oh Argentina!It gets worse from there.
Your little tin of meat soars
Above the pampas
And don't miss the Spam sushi recipe, complete wit rilly disturbin' Hwiiyun accen' type writin'.
Frankly, I admire these people's resolve in actually being able to stomach such a recipe; and I think the haiku is actually quite clever -- but I need some quiet time by myself to let my brain recover from its slipped clutch.