Who provides all the tech support under the sea!

(Spongerob Burnthands!)

Caffeiney and bloodshot and frazzled is he!

(Spongerob Burnthands!)

For hardware or software or blue screens of death,

Throw it in the ocean and don't hold your breath!

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He was back approximately 10 minutes from Yosemite when he made the mistake of walking into the store. At which point a $2300 piece of equipment promptly irreparably died. We've been here the last three hours.