![]() | VoicePost 82K 0:26 | “Hey, this is just an open letter to the makers of car batteries these days. I would like to commend you & simultaneously curse your eternal souls to whatever firey pit awaits the sort of people who can make batteries that will sustain the car alarm you can hear in the background for at least the past 20 mins. Thank you.” Auto-Transcribed Voice Post |
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Saddled with tyranny
Alright, so: this OKCupid profile got linked on Twitter. The greatest highlight is that the "proud conservative American and brony" who "work(s)…
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Typed up to the sound of hail outside
Dear Month of June, I wish I had happier occasion to write — you have long been a dear friend; hosting graduations and hikes and warm lazy days —…
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This just happened: I was walking to my vehicle to drive home. On the nearly-empty street, there was my car just past the corner; an empty space;…
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