I walked 916 miles of the Pacific Crest Trail during my hike last year.
Bestselling author Bill Bryson, whose aborted Appalachian Trail hike led to a wildly successful book, walked a mere 890 miles.
This means that, despite falling far short of my entire-trail goal, I was more successful in my hike than one of the world's top writers.
... (*looks around to make certain nobody is watching*)
IN YOUR FACE, SLACKER! (*does a little geek victory dance*)