Baxil [bakh-HEEL'], n.
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|Date:||September 7th, 2007 12:05 pm (UTC)|| |
Methinks at least a pamphlet, then, should be in the works, don't you think?
|Date:||September 7th, 2007 10:25 pm (UTC)|| |
I was going to make some sort of snappy comeback about charging for autographs, but you made my mind derail. Now I'm trying to picture "A Walk In The Woods" ... as a Chick tract.
HIKER 1: Aw, c'mon Billy, we'll be perfectly safe playing with these bear cubs! The black magic of my pagan deity's blood-soaked marijuana trail rations will protect me!
HIKER 2: But Sally, false idols!* You must cast off your polyfil sleeping bag** and blah blah blah Jesus***!
HIKER 1: Never! And also mama bear, arrrrrrgh, my most of me. *dies*
(switch to scene of hellfire and torment)
SATAN: No more zero days for you! HAW HAW HAW!
* Nathaniel 4:17
** Superfly 5:28
*** Blahblahblah 6:39
|Date:||September 8th, 2007 12:15 am (UTC)|| |
It just wouldn't be a Chick tract without the HAW HAW HAW. I have a feeling one day he'll croak, Falwell-like, and an interloper will take over and the HAW HAW HAW will be gone. Only then will we really feel like Jack's gone.
|Date:||September 8th, 2007 03:06 am (UTC)|| |
So, what you have on the 'Do you accept Jesus?' page, complete with 'Yes' and 'No' checkboxes?