"Laser Enhanced" is an awesome slogan, but it's still waiting for a bright and exciting new field of technology to add value to.* For something you're putting inside your body, maybe not so much.
* Sadly, microcomputers missed the boat by about a decade on this one. The switch from floppy drives to CD-ROMs would have been perfect. "Tired of rubber-banded stacks of floppies? Get the new LASER-ENHANCED OmniBox 2001! Windows 3.1 has never installed so easily."