Quote of the day
"This is fortunate, because the penis puts the local in Local Area
Network. It would take a special breed of man to achieve a segment
length of more than a few feet, and I won't even discuss network
topologies."
In other news, I'm employed! (Well, okay, close enough as makes no odds. Details here.) Yay me!
Given what my life's been like since March of last year ... it's about time.