May 11th, 2003

lapidary predacity (pic by Elynne)

Because, yes, geek sex discussions ARE funny

The article itself is nothing special, and most of the comments are of the outraged and/or defensive variety, but this comment excerpt made me laugh out loud:

"How does a sexually oriented magic-using character cast spells in combat? Does he/she have to masturbate, and would it provoke an attack of opportunity?"

I can just imagine the rules argument around the gaming table over the "does hostile masturbation provoke an attack of opportunity?" bit. I think I could make a case for both sides, although it seems obvious to me that the answer is "yes." Any AD&D geek out there want to engage in a little absurd performance art and debate the point?
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