October 24th, 2003

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You just can't make this stuff up

The actor playing Jesus in Mel Gibson's "Passion of Christ" movie was struck by lightning.

Hey, God? Are You listening up there? If You're getting more liberal with the smiting these days, I have a few more suggestions. How about Jerry "Gays caused 9-11" Falwell? Sen. Rick "Man-on-dog" Santorum? G.W. "Kill the animals to save them" Bush? Surely there's scads of equally deserving targets taking Your name in vain in subtle but deeply scarring ways.
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