"I feel for those people. But I think some of their relative is still in our attic"
It's the craze of the new millennium: Afterlife skydiving lessons! No parachute required!
And speaking professionally, as a newspaper headline writer, I have to say that I like the Hillsboro Argus' take on it: "Ashes to ashes, dust to roof."
And speaking professionally, as a newspaper headline writer, I have to say that I like the Hillsboro Argus' take on it: "Ashes to ashes, dust to roof."