November 5th, 2005

obscure mythologies (photograph)

The consequences of female toplessness (2005 edition)

Beach in Europe: A nice, even tan.

Protest in Sacramento, Calif.: Arrest and registration as a sex offender.

Gee, I'm sure glad my state's authorities are taking such steps to protect our children from knowledge of human anatomy. With diligence and vigilance, we might even be able to shield kids from seeing an evil, psychologically scarring breast all the way until their first PG-13 movie.
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