I swear, sometimes it feels like I'm writing headlines in an alternate universe much cooler than our own:
"Quake lake growing despite military action
Yes, soldiers are in fact attacking a lake. With anti-tank weapons
suggests via IM that "All it needs is to have a face on it like in your icon. And make aggravated Godzilla noises when they attack it."
Well, sure. But why stop there?
Clearly, this entire
phenomenon is a campy monster movie come to life. Humans play god with nature; nature rises up in force; humans try ineffectually to stop the now-invincible threat; most of an Asian country gets leveled as lots of people run around screaming.
And then, giant robots. And theme songs.Mizu-ra!
Randa banunradan Tounjukanraa!*
* I am so going to hell for this.**
** The whole post, I mean. What with the joking about natural disasters and all. Although when I get there, the devil's probably going to cite that one line as the deciding factor.