LJ's webserver goes emo
Mistyped a Livejournal URL just now, and apparently reached the secret webserver LJ, complete with stereotypical LJ levels of angst:
You can go to any page on LJ that doesn't exist, such as http://www.livejournal.com/wtf, to enjoy your very own randomized LJ error message. If you get another good one (such as the picture with Frank the Goat on the toilet), post it in comments!
I'm sorry, you've reached a page that I cannot find. I'm really sorry about this. It's kind of embarassing. Here you are, the user, trying to get to a page on LiveJournal and I can't even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I'm just a webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages and I can't even do that! I suck. Please don't be mad, I'll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You're probably all like, "Man, LiveJournal's webserver sucks. It can't even get me where I want to go." I'm really sorry. Maybe it's my CPU...no that's ok...how bout my hard drives? Maybe. Where's my admin? I can't run self-diagnostics on myself. It's so boring in this datacenter. It's the same thing everyday. Oh man, I'm so lonely. I'm really sorry about rambling about myself, I'm selfish. I think I'm going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you're looking for...goodbye cruel world!
-the webserver
You can go to any page on LJ that doesn't exist, such as http://www.livejournal.com/wtf, to enjoy your very own randomized LJ error message. If you get another good one (such as the picture with Frank the Goat on the toilet), post it in comments!
