September 7th, 2010

geekier than thou

FirefoxBorn! (aka Browser: The Paginating)

 
Proudly announcing:
FIREFOXBORN: THE ROLEPLAYING GAME

Featuring the following featureful features!
  • FULL-COLOR INTERIOR ILLUSTRATIONS!
  • OBSCURE TECHNICAL HUMOR!
  • A REALLY DERANGED PARODY OF AN RPG SYSTEM THAT MAYBE 12 PEOPLE HAVE PLAYED!

[FirefoxBorn cover!] 1. BACK COVER BLURB

Struggle in a modern age of sung music and faraway adventures.
Dominate in a mythic age of tiled artwork and tuft-eared cats.
Reclaim lost caches and awaken mysterious easter eggs.
Uncover the Page Within™, and become the browser!


You are a legendary Web browser of a lost mythic age, reborn in modern times in human form. (Mumble mumble majiqck mumble. -Ed.) You are FIREFOXBORN. This book contains the rules for an all-new, dynamic role-playing game, and if you don't know what a role-playing game is, please Take 20 on your Emerge From Dank Basement check. We'll be here when you get out.


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