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The Quotable Bax: "That's like a tree of making sense in a forest of missing the point."
    -- me, to roaminrob, on something brain-dead a Washington Mutual support mook told him.

(I must be really on fire today. This comes only a few hours after my previous quip, and a day after the web 2.0 pun.)


The writer of this news story, N. Clark Judd, really ought to win some sort of award. The story itself ("Flaming squirrel ignites car in Bayonne") is awesome enough, but the story lede made me laugh out loud in that ow-painful sort of way.

Analysis: WIN.


This Is Why You Never Order Custom Cakes From WalMart. Money quote:
[H]e told them to write: “best wishes Suzanne” and underneath that write “we will miss you” ... [this is] the cake that was delivered.

Analysis: FAIL.
Tags: wordplay

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