Allow me to translate into LOLcat for those of you screaming "Teal Deer":
I can think of three circumstances that might explain this:
- FCC and/or market regulations actually require this level of honesty. Cool!
- The sender has spent $33,000 to openly mock the people he wants to lure into his scam. And it'll work anyway, resulting in a net transfer of wealth from stupid to smart. Cool!*
- The sender still has a conscience and can be saved. Cool!
So, no matter how you look at it, this junk fax is filled with win.
* I'm a populist at heart. But let's be realistic: We'll never eliminate inequality in the world. And if there's got to be inequality, why not embed it in an actual meritocracy for once?