Baxil (baxil) wrote,

  • Location:
  • Mood:
  • Music:

chutzpah, n.

Received on the job yesterday (highlighting mine):

[Scan of a junk fax, with closeup on the legalese.]

Allow me to translate into LOLcat for those of you screaming "Teal Deer":

give me moar, i must line my litterbox

I can think of three circumstances that might explain this:
  1. FCC and/or market regulations actually require this level of honesty. Cool!
  2. The sender has spent $33,000 to openly mock the people he wants to lure into his scam. And it'll work anyway, resulting in a net transfer of wealth from stupid to smart. Cool!*
  3. The sender still has a conscience and can be saved. Cool!

So, no matter how you look at it, this junk fax is filled with win.

* I'm a populist at heart. But let's be realistic: We'll never eliminate inequality in the world. And if there's got to be inequality, why not embed it in an actual meritocracy for once?
Tags: my brain now hurts, work

  • Saddled with tyranny

    Alright, so: this OKCupid profile got linked on Twitter. The greatest highlight is that the "proud conservative American and brony" who "work(s)…

  • (no subject)

    If you had told me after 9/11 that Little Green Footballs was one day going to get shunned out of mainstream conservatism for not being right-wing…

  • An open letter to George Will

    Mr. Will, On behalf of degenerate Godless left-wing libruls everywhere, I would like to thank you for your rich contribution to American…

  • Post a new comment


    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded