"Huh," Rob said, looking at the Wikipedia list. "Bea Arthur is listed."
"Bea Arthur? Like, the 'Golden Girls' star?" I said. "That has to be wiki vandalism."
We did another Google search.
"Huh," I said. " 'She became a medical technologist before World War II, when she volunteered for the U.S. Marine Corps, becoming one of its first female recruits.' "*
We discussed this fact for a few minutes.
"You know what this means?" Rob said. "Bea Arthur could be the new Chuck Norris."
I quipped a repurposed Chuck Norris fact: "Bea Arthur's tears cure cancer. Too bad Bea Arthur has never cried."
It broke Kady.
Thirty seconds later, we were all looking through chucknorrisfacts.com, substituting her name in and giggling madly.
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bea Arthur has allowed to live."
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bea Arthur."
"Bea Arthur is the reason why Waldo is hiding."
It's fun! Try it.
* Other links claim there is doubt about this little tidbit of information. I can't find a canonical answer. For the sake of amusement, go with me on this.