Baxil [bakh-HEEL'], n.
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Because OTPs are better the crazier they get|
Tom Smith, Superman Sex Life Boogie
I've told her a thousand times, we can never risk normal sex.
If I lose control, we could get David Cronenberg to do the special effects,
I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I'm tougher than a moving train,
But why leap a tall building in a single bound,
When I'd rather jump Lois Lane.
Spin Doctors, Jimmy Olsen's Blues
Lois Lane please put me in your plan
Yeah, Lois Lane you don't need no Super Man
Come on downtown and stay with me tonight
I got a pocket full of kryptonite.
Wikipedia page on Jimmy Olsen
Olsen is a young photojournalist working for the Daily Planet. He is close friends with Lois Lane [and] Clark Kent/Superman.
Wikipedia page on kryptonite
In the Superman movie continuity and the television series Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman ... green kryptonite is shown as effectively removing Superman's powers during the time he is exposed . ... Green kryptonite is typically shown to have no short-term effects on humans or non-superpowered Kryptonians.
Dear lord. If any love triangle ever called out for a polyamorous solution
, this surely does. Listen to your heart, Lois!
--n.b.: I still owe responses to several people and need to fix the TTU wiki. Patience. It's at the top of my to-do list; but if I put everything productive on hold until the things at the top of my to-do list are done, I'm going to procrastinate myself into silence again.
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Naaah. Superman and Jimmy Olsen should just run off together.
|Date:||June 3rd, 2010 07:53 pm (UTC)|| |
Well, technically, if we're getting into the Superman/Clark Kent distinction, then S/LL and CK/JO would work pretty well pairwise. Clearly CK would be a bottom (for numerous reasons, not the least of which would be the issues mentioned in Larry Niven's seminal Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex -- upon which the Boogie linked above is based).
But given that all three are friends, AND that Jimmy possesses the kryptonite that is key to solving Supe's sexual dilemma ... a relationship based on mutual honesty would work out far better for all of them than one based on maintaining the deception of Supe's secret identity, don't you think?
(On an unrelated note, it occurs to me: since OTP is technically "One True Pairing," perhaps I should be titling this with OTT instead.)
Red Sun Bedroom Lighting.
|Date:||June 4th, 2010 12:31 am (UTC)|| |
Oh, sure, just bring simple solutions into the discussion. Razzafrazzamumblemumble ...
|Date:||August 11th, 2010 07:45 am (UTC)|| |
I am quite sure they will learn lots of new stuff here than anybody else!