Baxil (baxil) wrote,

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Because OTPs are better the crazier they get

Tom Smith, Superman Sex Life Boogie:
I've told her a thousand times, we can never risk normal sex.
If I lose control, we could get David Cronenberg to do the special effects,
I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I'm tougher than a moving train,
But why leap a tall building in a single bound,
When I'd rather jump Lois Lane.

Spin Doctors, Jimmy Olsen's Blues:
Lois Lane please put me in your plan
Yeah, Lois Lane you don't need no Super Man
Come on downtown and stay with me tonight
I got a pocket full of kryptonite.

Wikipedia page on Jimmy Olsen:
Olsen is a young photojournalist working for the Daily Planet. He is close friends with Lois Lane [and] Clark Kent/Superman.

Wikipedia page on kryptonite:
In the Superman movie continuity and the television series Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman ... green kryptonite is shown as effectively removing Superman's powers during the time he is exposed . ... Green kryptonite is typically shown to have no short-term effects on humans or non-superpowered Kryptonians.

Dear lord. If any love triangle ever called out for a polyamorous solution, this surely does. Listen to your heart, Lois!

n.b.: I still owe responses to several people and need to fix the TTU wiki. Patience. It's at the top of my to-do list; but if I put everything productive on hold until the things at the top of my to-do list are done, I'm going to procrastinate myself into silence again.
Tags: geekery, lyrics

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