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Try POWERCLOUD! It's weather for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF PRECIPITATION.
With all new varieties like SUMMERBURST! Cloud overload! It's like adding a rainstorm to ANOTHER RAINSTORM!
Sound the alarm, you're going to get UNSEASONABLY WET.
What's that? You want sunshine? Well, how about UN-SHINE? Made with gloom. REAL GLOOM!
Seasonal Affective Disorder. AAAGGGGHHH!! You'll have it.
It's weather for men. TESTOSTIRAIN!
This isn't your winter rain, this is rain in June. MONSJOON!
Cumulonimbus! Nimbostratus! Raindrops, rainfall, rainbows, more rain than YOUR UMBRELLA HAS ROOM FOR!
You'll get so wet that California will be like: "GREEEEEEEEEN HIIIIIILLLLLLLS," and you'll be like "FUCK THIS" as you hike through mud in your SOGGY BOOTS!
You'll have so much rain! AAAGGGGHHH!! Just soaked all the time!
Rainy jogging, rainy driving, rainy parades, rainy baseball, rainy macramé, rainy energy drinks, rainy watching STORMS! You'll see so many storms. FOUR HUNDRED STORMS!
Give POWERCLOUD to your storms, and they'll be good at RAIN! Make your storms rain ABNORMALLY OFTEN!
It will rain as often as SEATTLE!
People will see your weather reports and think you're in SEATTLE!
You'll get as wet as SEATTLE!
Alongside people from SEATTLE!
And they'll get sick of it and go back to WASHINGTON!
HEY! Go with the crazy thing, don't expect normal seasons.
Try POWERCLOUD! The weather that will make you AAAGGGGHHH rain AAAGGGGHHH