... Then take a DIFFERENT sort of online quiz!
This one tests your common sense on statistics. I combed the web for three hours to dig up eleven facts about American life; your job is to match the activities to the corresponding numbers.
Best of all, it doesn't give you any silly banners or meaningless pseudo-results, just a chance to engage your brain.
(If you don't catch this entry for a day or two, it will have been moved to the archives. But that's okay. I'll still respect you in the morning.)