Music:Going back to "Cat Town - The Pie" for another hour or two
Okay, the Bush poetry was bad enough, but then I continue combing the Associated Press wire for work -- and now this:
Karl Kling, 48, is angered by claims that the actor groped women on movie sets and elsewhere, calling them vicious attempts to ruin Schwarzenegger politically.
"It's the women who should be accused of sexual misconduct against him," Kling said. "Who wouldn't be happy to be touched by such a superstar?" (emphasis mine)
Remember, the "misconduct" in question that women should be "happy" about is alleged to include, but is not necessarily limited to:
grabbing three women's breasts;
reaching under one woman's skirt and grabbing her buttocks;
trying to remove one woman's bathing suit in a hotel elevator;
pulling one woman onto his lap and asking whether a certain sexual act had ever been performed on her.
DEAR FUCKING GODS, PEOPLE. SIX THOUSAND YEARS OF RECORDED CIVILIZATION. HUMANITY SHOULD BE PAST THIS SHIT BY NOW. OKTHXBYE.