I need donations. We have a friendly little wager going; loser writes the winner a dirty limerick. (If you're concerned about your intentions being misrepresented, feel free to write "To help you win your bet" in the comments section; on the other hand, if you're concerned about your intentions being misrepresented, feel free to write your phone number in the comments section.)
Anyone from yiff want to help me tilt the odds?
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