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March 11th, 2005
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Today's top news story
Associated Press via Las Vegas Sun:

FALLON, Nev. (AP) - A Fallon teen has pleaded guilty to stabbing a llama to death with his younger brother.

We report, you deride. (Comments open to both obvious and subtle snarks, although let's keep the repetition of the obvious one to a minimum.)

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Date:March 12th, 2005 04:55 am (UTC)
Well, they kept saying the kid was sharp....
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Date:March 12th, 2005 04:55 am (UTC)
You know, my mom always told me not to run with scissors. She never mentioned that sharpening my brother could be harmful to ungulates.

(Was that too obvious? ;-})
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Date:March 12th, 2005 05:08 am (UTC)
"Tina, Eat your FOOD"
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Date:March 12th, 2005 06:18 am (UTC)
Not really creative enough at the moment, but someone really needs to Photoshop that.

Oh, all right, this one:

Well, his younger brother said it might be dangerous. He had a point.
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Date:March 12th, 2005 10:40 pm (UTC)

You win the Internet! Would you like to keep it, or trade it in for a chance to look behind door #2?
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Date:March 12th, 2005 09:02 am (UTC)
I can't think of anything clever to add - though I must say that I sincerely hope this example gets into future style guides under "how not to write". :D Also, the poor llama!
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Date:March 12th, 2005 09:12 am (UTC)
Yet another tragic case of llamacide....
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Date:March 12th, 2005 09:41 am (UTC)
As long as it's not MY llama, I'll cope.

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Date:March 12th, 2005 04:24 pm (UTC)
So... his younger brother has been registered as a weapon I take it? The older brother was obviously weilding him without a liscence...
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Date:March 12th, 2005 06:56 pm (UTC)
*reads* .... .... *blinks* .... *reads again* .... *falls over laughing*
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