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March 25th, 2005
07:09 pm
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Dear queenofstripes: Please immediately erase this post and all associated links from the face of the Internet before kadyg can read it and buy me one as a birthday present.

Please additionally activate the Orbital MIT Destruction Ray before their researchers can give any of my bright engineer friends ideas. Also, would appreciate an opportunity to catch up on your research notes for a way to send neural purge rays via fiber optic cable and/or wireless broadband.

You know that any idea with even the possibility of being able to get me out of bed in under two hours in the morning is categorized as an Eta-Level Infohazard. Because you're one of the PHLF's top propagandists, I'll overlook the fact that your obviously private transmission slipped out onto an insufficiently classified filter, but as secrecy is key to our agenda, Further Deviations Will Be Punished.

Perhaps even without the psychotropic tapioca butterflydroids this time.

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Date:March 26th, 2005 03:53 am (UTC)
You know, we moved on to chocolate covered raisin tracking devices that come in psychotropic and neurotic varieties. The guys at MIT can't write a sane operating mentality for the things - so reports that are returned are often confused and...

Hey! Look the other way! This is classified information!

~Debit Verbum Transire~
Terminated due to leak to unclassified personnel...
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Date:March 26th, 2005 04:05 am (UTC)
Because you're one of the PHLF's top propagandists...

Yes, but I'm also a vixen and a cat and a rabbit. I have Other Loyalties, and the foremost is to the tricksters.

So... happy birthday. And sleep well. >:)
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Date:March 26th, 2005 04:14 am (UTC)


You wascawwly wava wamp, that's the wast stwaw!
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Date:March 27th, 2005 09:12 am (UTC)
Yay tricksters!
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Date:March 26th, 2005 03:56 pm (UTC)
Has your Interconspiricy Liason Officer informed WoConCom (World Conspiricy Command-- the "They" People (tm)) of this egregious breach of security? Generalissimo Max Syko will be most displeased.
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Date:March 28th, 2005 02:11 am (UTC)
... I'm afraid. I wouldn't want or need one, but I know at least one other person in the house would... and when it becomes sentient, we're all in trouble.
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